Corrupted Wish~

You wish for something and then the next poster says you have it but theirs a price.
Example: I wish I had an apple.
You have an Apple but it's infested with worms.
And then the cycle continues.

I wish I could use a can opener..

...but you don't have a can to open. D:

I wish I had a pet Iguana...

Soupnazi wrote:

...but you don't have a can to open. D:

I wish I had a pet Iguana...

Granted but it runs away from you as soon as you get it.
I wish I would die right now happily.

You die happy, but your idea of happy at the moment is getting your body completely mutilated.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Hot Pockets~

You get Hot Pockets, but all of them are stored in your fecal matter.

/so you have to poop, dig through your poop, and then clean them off before you eat them. Dx

(I'm a freak.)

I wish for world peace.

(I don't really, but now it'll get corrupted. D<)

Useless wrote:

You get Hot Pockets, but all of them are stored in your fecal matter.

/so you have to poop, dig through your poop, and then clean them off before you eat them. Dx

(I'm a freak.)

I wish for world peace.

(I don't really, but now it'll get corrupted. D<)

Everyone dies resulting in world peace.

I wish for nothing!

But then your nothing turns into a puppy dog, who eats you.
D:
I wish The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air never ended.

L Lawliet wrote:

But then your nothing turns into a puppy dog, who eats you.
D:
I wish The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air never ended.

(How does nothing turn into a dog?)
Granted but you watch for 72 hours causing you to die since you never ate of went to the washroom while watching it.

I wish for no more wishes!

Granted, but just before you made you wish, someone wished your wish would get you the opposite of what you wished for....meaning more wishes!!! /oh, I'm so creative. <_<;;

I wish for a mega puppy.